Here’s the 1999 Oldsmobile Alero. Now, we’re not going to get too emotional during this examination, but it’s difficult. We miss Oldsmobile. These are the cars that our grandfathers drove. They just drove them and drove them. All around the dang town. Okay, enough.

What’s interesting in particular about the Alero is its torpedo-shaped chassis. For a gangster boat, it’s pretty aerodynamic. Folks, the Alero is just plain butt-kicking. You’ll just want to slide right into the driver’s seat, strap your seatbelt on and take this rig for a spin around the most ridiculously twisty barrier-free mountain road you can possibly find. There’s no excuse for not taking chances in this…